Play The Game, The Cards or the Person???

Het Mates

Ok here I go again and yes I am pissed off as usual! Any poker player can win at any given time, a LAME ASS poker player just plays because they have no damn sense, a brain the size of a small dog terd! And they have no Bloody life and no friends.............LMAO! So, the question is do you Play the Game, the Cards or the Person???

Lets look at playing the Person First: Online I couldn't give a damn about the Person but I can tell in the first 2 hands they play if they are Lame Ass idiots or a force to be reckoned with! Mostly they are dim witted non poker skilled Bloddy Yabos without a clue on how to play the game! And yes they do win because poker sites Like the rake! Thieving Bastards!!................LMAO again.............wait I think I even pissed myself with that one!*********
Ok, Dry pants now...........I'm Good!........Anyway I wish these idiots would start playing Bingo instead and leave the Poker Playing to Folks who wanna play a skilled high level game. I don't care if its a play money game I only wanna play the game and play it properly. I hate Piss and Poker Poker!

Second, lets look at playing the Cards. In my book a person who plays the cards can be a good 50% more skilled than the Pin Headed Loser we mentioned above! The Card Player at least makes some good decisions most of the time except for when they get a good chip lead, then they mostly Tend to revert into Lame Ass piss and poke Poker Play! Don't ask me why, I think all those chips just excite them beyond all rationality and they just lose the plot. Kinda Like a guy I know and I wont say EDS name out Loud!.....ROTFLMAO!
JUST KIDDING ED!

Last lets talk about playing the GAME OF POKER! What i really mean to say is when you get together with some Damn Good Poker Players the game takes on a whole new dimension. Take for instance.....If I were at a table with ED, DM, NZ, CASH, NOVI, WEST, ASTINA -To name a few prominent PMNZ members and players of their caliber you can be sure we will have a great game! These players know how to play the game. They know position, odds, chip management, bluffing, trapping and when to fold! When you play with players of their caliber you remember why you love the game of poker!

Play Tight and pick your fights then go for the throat!
Cheers Mates.........Now I'm a bit calmer!
Masala

Calling All New Zealand (Aotearoa) Online Poker Players!

G'Day Mates

Masala here from PokerMatesNZ "The Real Money Players Home" in New Zealand (Aotearoa). I am the owner/operator of the PMNZ website here in New Zealand. We have the best online poker players as members! This is proven time and time again because our members know how to play poker.

If You are a Kiwi Online Poker Player and you think you have what it takes to prove it, I am inviting you to join PMNZ and TEAMNZ (Our Online Poker Team), to participate in the next round of our Leaderboard Points Tour and our Buy in League Tour! (beginning in the next 2 weeks with 3 tune up games scheduled for Aug6,9&11th @ Carbon Poker) Membership is 100% Free and actually anyone who would be able to participate in these Tournament games within the NZ Timezone (GMT+12hrs) are all invited! I know that you will not find better players anywhere in our timezone to compete with and test your poker skills! Do You Have what it takes to win?

I personally play in a few of the latest NZ Live Pub Poker Leagues run throughout New Zealand at the moment! So I know there are Thousands of you out there that love this game! The game that you are playing in those Pub Leagues are nothing compared to Real Poker Players! You are just playing hit and miss poker with a bunch of players who are just having fun! Play Serious Poker or Don't bother playing is my motto!

Hope to See you with us Mates
Masala
http://www.pokermatesnz.com

Once Again Pissed off as Usual

Yes, here it is as Usual......Masala is always pissed off. You may ask OK what is it this Time mate? Well I'll tell you. You will always have Lame Ass cheating poker players no matter where you play! PokerMatesNZ had a small Freeroll at Carbon Poker today and we had 1 Cheating Lame Ass. His online poker name is Getman & Getman25
Both of these names were registered for our freeroll. If You ever see this guy at your website and or forum do everyone a favor and delete them and ban them from your forum. All forum owners that i know will be banning this person and the word is out on their Lame Cheating actions all for the whole amount of trying to win $10!
What a Friggin Loser! Also Carbon Poker has been notified and they will never be allowed to participate in any of our games because now their IP address will be tracked and as soon as I get a hold of it you better plan on buying yourself a new PC mate cause yours is gonna fry right in front of your eyes! I am a devious unforgiving ass with no sympathy for CHEATERS!
On a better note I would like to say thanks for everyone else turning up to play a game of poker and I am sorry for the hassle with this asshole! But when you have a stupid freeroll all the Yabos come out of the woodwork to win a $1............what a damn Joke! Have some balls and put your money where your skill is, oh yeah I forgot YOU SUCK!
Masala

Do I actually ever Talk about Poker?

Well Mates it seems like I never actually even talk about Poker anymore, I just talk about how pissed off I get at the Lame Poker Players, Lame Poker Sites and the whole Lame Lameness of the entire Lame everything....LOL!
Damn my Vocabulary is growing!..........So Today I'd like to tell you about yet another BLODDY LAME ASS POKER SITE NETWORK!- ("POKERDREAM")

I Like many other Pokerdream network skin owners took the chance of having my own poker site skin on this Lame Ass network. I mean how can you expect anyone to play poker at a site when there are a whole 70 players at any given time? but in saying that those numbers have actually doubled from almost a year ago! WooHoo!
So, I am givin the promises and constant support on how my new poker site graphics and room will be completed and up and running in 6-8 weeks, now that was over 4 months ago! Geez what a Time waster that has been! As far as I am concerned they can shove their site straight up their suez canal and I hope it gets blocked in the process!

I will move my leagues and players to a more reputable site that actually has players at the tables. Now I am sure I am gonna get major flak from other PD site owners but I could really give a rats ass about any of it anymore. Once I get pissed off there aint no turning back! damn who needs any of them?

Now at least I remember why PokerMatesNZ decided to only cater to the Top Market Trusted and secure Poker Sites on the net today. Its because they deliver and members actually like playing at the top sites!
PokerMatesNZ will be running all of its Private Poker games mainly at our Premier sposored site Carbon Poker
they have been the most helpful site to date and I enjoy working with them! So keep an eye out for PMNZ playing at Carbon Poker!

In Closing I would just like to say a big PISS OFF TO POKERDREAM!
Masala

News From Masala

G/Day Mates

As I continue along this Journey as a poker website/forum owner I am always amazed at the way other poker websites/forums continue to function! They have all become stagnant and saturated with all the same lame freeroll hunters! Which is not all a bad thing if I wanted to waste the rest of my life chasing information and setting up games for people who are just takers and will only ever show up for a game as long as its free!! I Hate Lame Ass takers and I dont really care about what the hell tha anyone thinks about me or my website!
I do however care greatly about my Loyal members who always play the games we set up. Lately PMNZ hasn't set up any games at all but that is all about to change. I will be providing Freerolls and Buyin games once again for my members only so dont come to my forum looking for a free hand out. Just stay where you are wasting the time of all the money hungry website and forum owners who are using you for their own monetary benefit!
PokerMatesNZ members just wanna play poker and play it well! Masala just wants to show his Loyal members that he cares for them personally and wants them to become the best poker players they can be!
Hate me, love me, despise me or just ignore me because its all perfectly fine with me! I do hope that anyone just starting out takes a big look at their life first and make sure you know what you are getting into before you start because it will chew a hole in your ASS as far as your time is Concerned!
Another thing is I just love to be a pain in the Ass and go against the tide!
Masala @ PMNZ

Masala & PokerMatesNZ -New Website New Direction

G'Day Mates
Over the past two years my website PokerMatesNZ has operated like all other Online Poker Websites/Forums.
Almost every single one of them are nothing but a freeroll mecca for lame ass poker players who want everything for nothing! There are virtually thousands of poker forums out there that cater to all these Yabos and I have to admit that for the past two years my forum was no different.
PokerMatesNZ has just recently made a 180 degree turn and we Refuse to offer any sort of Freeroll games! Our website has gone completely against the tide and we will only cater to the Serious or soon to be Serious Real Money Poker Players Only! I mean if you are not prepared to put your money behind your poker skill then PokerMatesNZ is probably not the place for you. Just stay where you are and waste all those other websites/forums time. Please Do Not even think of becoming a member with us unless you are interested in gaining only the finest and biggest Real Money Games information on the net today.
We only post Buyin games with guaranteed money payouts. You can buy in for as little as 6 cents with a $10 guaranteed prize pool payout to even bigger games with 1 million dollar guaranteed prize pool payouts. We only wish to associate ourselves with and promote the Top 8 Poker Sites! Bodog, Absolute Poker, Carbon Poker, Bugsys Club, Full Tilt, Hollywood Poker & Ultimate Bet! you will not find any of the other mediocre poker sites on our website!
If you consider yourself to be a Serious Poker player or you wish to become one then I believe PokerMatesNZ could be the home you have been looking for. We are not interested on the size of our forums member base all we are interested in is playing Poker with a purpose and playing it well and winning money, playing online poker. Quality members who who wish to mingle amongst the best and soar above the rest are welcome at PokerMatesNZ.
Play Poker with a Purpose and Play to win or play something else!
Cheers Mates..........................Masala, Betty, Armyssg

Table Talk by Gavin Smith (Full Tilt)

I talk a lot at the table. I like meeting people, and poker tournaments give me the opportunity to chat with a lot of nice folks. The conversations I have between hands are not just pleasant - they can also be informative. What a player shares about himself will often determine how I'll play against him down the line.

For example, say I'm playing in a $10,000 tournament. I ask the young person to my left how he bought into the tournament and he tells me that he won a $30 satellite. Based on that piece of information, I can make some assumptions. He's probably not especially experienced. Most active players don't bother with low buy-in tournaments. He likely doesn't have a huge bankroll, so he'd probably be perfectly happy to cash in the event; he doesn't need to win to feel he had a successful tournament.

Against this player, I'm probably going to run some bluffs when I think he's only got a moderate hand. I'm also going to be willing to make some pretty big lay-downs against this guy. I seriously doubt he's going to put in a lot chips without a very strong hand.

Now imagine that I ask a man at my table how he got into the tournament and he tells me he bought in directly. I ask him what he does for a living, and he says he's a bookmaker in Dallas.

I've got to assume that this guy's willing to gamble. He's probably not afraid of a big bluff or a big call. Against him, I'm going to have to call more liberally and avoid making any of my own big bluffs. I may even check some reasonably big hands to avoid getting raised off my hand.

These are just two examples of what you can learn by drawing your opponents out and listening carefully to what they have to say. Every piece of information you gain at the table is something you can use to your advantage.

Gavin Smith