Play The Game, The Cards or the Person???

Het Mates

Ok here I go again and yes I am pissed off as usual! Any poker player can win at any given time, a LAME ASS poker player just plays because they have no damn sense, a brain the size of a small dog terd! And they have no Bloody life and no friends.............LMAO! So, the question is do you Play the Game, the Cards or the Person???

Lets look at playing the Person First: Online I couldn't give a damn about the Person but I can tell in the first 2 hands they play if they are Lame Ass idiots or a force to be reckoned with! Mostly they are dim witted non poker skilled Bloddy Yabos without a clue on how to play the game! And yes they do win because poker sites Like the rake! Thieving Bastards!!................LMAO again.............wait I think I even pissed myself with that one!*********
Ok, Dry pants now...........I'm Good!........Anyway I wish these idiots would start playing Bingo instead and leave the Poker Playing to Folks who wanna play a skilled high level game. I don't care if its a play money game I only wanna play the game and play it properly. I hate Piss and Poker Poker!

Second, lets look at playing the Cards. In my book a person who plays the cards can be a good 50% more skilled than the Pin Headed Loser we mentioned above! The Card Player at least makes some good decisions most of the time except for when they get a good chip lead, then they mostly Tend to revert into Lame Ass piss and poke Poker Play! Don't ask me why, I think all those chips just excite them beyond all rationality and they just lose the plot. Kinda Like a guy I know and I wont say EDS name out Loud!.....ROTFLMAO!
JUST KIDDING ED!

Last lets talk about playing the GAME OF POKER! What i really mean to say is when you get together with some Damn Good Poker Players the game takes on a whole new dimension. Take for instance.....If I were at a table with ED, DM, NZ, CASH, NOVI, WEST, ASTINA -To name a few prominent PMNZ members and players of their caliber you can be sure we will have a great game! These players know how to play the game. They know position, odds, chip management, bluffing, trapping and when to fold! When you play with players of their caliber you remember why you love the game of poker!

Play Tight and pick your fights then go for the throat!
Cheers Mates.........Now I'm a bit calmer!
Masala

Calling All New Zealand (Aotearoa) Online Poker Players!

G'Day Mates

Masala here from PokerMatesNZ "The Real Money Players Home" in New Zealand (Aotearoa). I am the owner/operator of the PMNZ website here in New Zealand. We have the best online poker players as members! This is proven time and time again because our members know how to play poker.

If You are a Kiwi Online Poker Player and you think you have what it takes to prove it, I am inviting you to join PMNZ and TEAMNZ (Our Online Poker Team), to participate in the next round of our Leaderboard Points Tour and our Buy in League Tour! (beginning in the next 2 weeks with 3 tune up games scheduled for Aug6,9&11th @ Carbon Poker) Membership is 100% Free and actually anyone who would be able to participate in these Tournament games within the NZ Timezone (GMT+12hrs) are all invited! I know that you will not find better players anywhere in our timezone to compete with and test your poker skills! Do You Have what it takes to win?

I personally play in a few of the latest NZ Live Pub Poker Leagues run throughout New Zealand at the moment! So I know there are Thousands of you out there that love this game! The game that you are playing in those Pub Leagues are nothing compared to Real Poker Players! You are just playing hit and miss poker with a bunch of players who are just having fun! Play Serious Poker or Don't bother playing is my motto!

Hope to See you with us Mates
Masala
http://www.pokermatesnz.com

Once Again Pissed off as Usual

Yes, here it is as Usual......Masala is always pissed off. You may ask OK what is it this Time mate? Well I'll tell you. You will always have Lame Ass cheating poker players no matter where you play! PokerMatesNZ had a small Freeroll at Carbon Poker today and we had 1 Cheating Lame Ass. His online poker name is Getman & Getman25
Both of these names were registered for our freeroll. If You ever see this guy at your website and or forum do everyone a favor and delete them and ban them from your forum. All forum owners that i know will be banning this person and the word is out on their Lame Cheating actions all for the whole amount of trying to win $10!
What a Friggin Loser! Also Carbon Poker has been notified and they will never be allowed to participate in any of our games because now their IP address will be tracked and as soon as I get a hold of it you better plan on buying yourself a new PC mate cause yours is gonna fry right in front of your eyes! I am a devious unforgiving ass with no sympathy for CHEATERS!
On a better note I would like to say thanks for everyone else turning up to play a game of poker and I am sorry for the hassle with this asshole! But when you have a stupid freeroll all the Yabos come out of the woodwork to win a $1............what a damn Joke! Have some balls and put your money where your skill is, oh yeah I forgot YOU SUCK!
Masala