G'Day Mates
I must apologize for my utter slackness in keeping up with my most important Poker Blog. I have been really busy with personal matters but that is really just a Lame Ass excuse! My Poker website based in New Zealand has been plugging along nicely and I am now in a position to continually update this journal on a regular basis.
PokerMatesNZ owns a Poker Skin on the Pokerdream network and we have been running nightly buy in bounty games with great success and maintaining a high level standard of poker play! We play these games every night at 9pm NZ Time (GMT+12) You can find the PokerMates Poker Skin at http://www.pokerdream.com/pokermatesnz this is where you can download our skin to join us in these games!
We also have a new Online Radio Station http://www.pmnzradio.com where we provide a Live Broadcast of each of our games! We sure have one Hell of a Time because masala is an absolute ass! LMAO
I enjoy announcing these games so much I seem to forget that I am actually playing in the game (Hence, I have not been in the money for some time now) BOOO HOOO!
Our PMNZ RADIO station has great music and we are mainly entertainers and not real Damn radio broadcasters! We fly by the seat of our pants and have pops and whisles but we sure do have a lotta fun. You can catch myself and my partner ssgArmy announcing these games as well as some of the PokerMatesNZ members who have the guts to make a fool of themselves right along with me!
In closing, I would just like to say That I intend to update this Blog heaps more regularly to keep you up to date with The Craziest Poker Brat on the Net "Masala @ PMNZ"
Cheers Mates
From the guy who don't like No one! Really LMAO!
Masala
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Thursday, August 2, 2007
Play The Game, The Cards or the Person???
Het Mates
Ok here I go again and yes I am pissed off as usual! Any poker player can win at any given time, a LAME ASS poker player just plays because they have no damn sense, a brain the size of a small dog terd! And they have no Bloody life and no friends.............LMAO! So, the question is do you Play the Game, the Cards or the Person???
Lets look at playing the Person First: Online I couldn't give a damn about the Person but I can tell in the first 2 hands they play if they are Lame Ass idiots or a force to be reckoned with! Mostly they are dim witted non poker skilled Bloddy Yabos without a clue on how to play the game! And yes they do win because poker sites Like the rake! Thieving Bastards!!................LMAO again.............wait I think I even pissed myself with that one!*********
Ok, Dry pants now...........I'm Good!........Anyway I wish these idiots would start playing Bingo instead and leave the Poker Playing to Folks who wanna play a skilled high level game. I don't care if its a play money game I only wanna play the game and play it properly. I hate Piss and Poker Poker!
Second, lets look at playing the Cards. In my book a person who plays the cards can be a good 50% more skilled than the Pin Headed Loser we mentioned above! The Card Player at least makes some good decisions most of the time except for when they get a good chip lead, then they mostly Tend to revert into Lame Ass piss and poke Poker Play! Don't ask me why, I think all those chips just excite them beyond all rationality and they just lose the plot. Kinda Like a guy I know and I wont say EDS name out Loud!.....ROTFLMAO!
JUST KIDDING ED!
Last lets talk about playing the GAME OF POKER! What i really mean to say is when you get together with some Damn Good Poker Players the game takes on a whole new dimension. Take for instance.....If I were at a table with ED, DM, NZ, CASH, NOVI, WEST, ASTINA -To name a few prominent PMNZ members and players of their caliber you can be sure we will have a great game! These players know how to play the game. They know position, odds, chip management, bluffing, trapping and when to fold! When you play with players of their caliber you remember why you love the game of poker!
Play Tight and pick your fights then go for the throat!
Cheers Mates.........Now I'm a bit calmer!
Masala
Ok here I go again and yes I am pissed off as usual! Any poker player can win at any given time, a LAME ASS poker player just plays because they have no damn sense, a brain the size of a small dog terd! And they have no Bloody life and no friends.............LMAO! So, the question is do you Play the Game, the Cards or the Person???
Lets look at playing the Person First: Online I couldn't give a damn about the Person but I can tell in the first 2 hands they play if they are Lame Ass idiots or a force to be reckoned with! Mostly they are dim witted non poker skilled Bloddy Yabos without a clue on how to play the game! And yes they do win because poker sites Like the rake! Thieving Bastards!!................LMAO again.............wait I think I even pissed myself with that one!*********
Ok, Dry pants now...........I'm Good!........Anyway I wish these idiots would start playing Bingo instead and leave the Poker Playing to Folks who wanna play a skilled high level game. I don't care if its a play money game I only wanna play the game and play it properly. I hate Piss and Poker Poker!
Second, lets look at playing the Cards. In my book a person who plays the cards can be a good 50% more skilled than the Pin Headed Loser we mentioned above! The Card Player at least makes some good decisions most of the time except for when they get a good chip lead, then they mostly Tend to revert into Lame Ass piss and poke Poker Play! Don't ask me why, I think all those chips just excite them beyond all rationality and they just lose the plot. Kinda Like a guy I know and I wont say EDS name out Loud!.....ROTFLMAO!
JUST KIDDING ED!
Last lets talk about playing the GAME OF POKER! What i really mean to say is when you get together with some Damn Good Poker Players the game takes on a whole new dimension. Take for instance.....If I were at a table with ED, DM, NZ, CASH, NOVI, WEST, ASTINA -To name a few prominent PMNZ members and players of their caliber you can be sure we will have a great game! These players know how to play the game. They know position, odds, chip management, bluffing, trapping and when to fold! When you play with players of their caliber you remember why you love the game of poker!
Play Tight and pick your fights then go for the throat!
Cheers Mates.........Now I'm a bit calmer!
Masala
Monday, July 30, 2007
Calling All New Zealand (Aotearoa) Online Poker Players!
G'Day Mates
Masala here from PokerMatesNZ "The Real Money Players Home" in New Zealand (Aotearoa). I am the owner/operator of the PMNZ website here in New Zealand. We have the best online poker players as members! This is proven time and time again because our members know how to play poker.
If You are a Kiwi Online Poker Player and you think you have what it takes to prove it, I am inviting you to join PMNZ and TEAMNZ (Our Online Poker Team), to participate in the next round of our Leaderboard Points Tour and our Buy in League Tour! (beginning in the next 2 weeks with 3 tune up games scheduled for Aug6,9&11th @ Carbon Poker) Membership is 100% Free and actually anyone who would be able to participate in these Tournament games within the NZ Timezone (GMT+12hrs) are all invited! I know that you will not find better players anywhere in our timezone to compete with and test your poker skills! Do You Have what it takes to win?
I personally play in a few of the latest NZ Live Pub Poker Leagues run throughout New Zealand at the moment! So I know there are Thousands of you out there that love this game! The game that you are playing in those Pub Leagues are nothing compared to Real Poker Players! You are just playing hit and miss poker with a bunch of players who are just having fun! Play Serious Poker or Don't bother playing is my motto!
Hope to See you with us Mates
Masala
http://www.pokermatesnz.com
Masala here from PokerMatesNZ "The Real Money Players Home" in New Zealand (Aotearoa). I am the owner/operator of the PMNZ website here in New Zealand. We have the best online poker players as members! This is proven time and time again because our members know how to play poker.
If You are a Kiwi Online Poker Player and you think you have what it takes to prove it, I am inviting you to join PMNZ and TEAMNZ (Our Online Poker Team), to participate in the next round of our Leaderboard Points Tour and our Buy in League Tour! (beginning in the next 2 weeks with 3 tune up games scheduled for Aug6,9&11th @ Carbon Poker) Membership is 100% Free and actually anyone who would be able to participate in these Tournament games within the NZ Timezone (GMT+12hrs) are all invited! I know that you will not find better players anywhere in our timezone to compete with and test your poker skills! Do You Have what it takes to win?
I personally play in a few of the latest NZ Live Pub Poker Leagues run throughout New Zealand at the moment! So I know there are Thousands of you out there that love this game! The game that you are playing in those Pub Leagues are nothing compared to Real Poker Players! You are just playing hit and miss poker with a bunch of players who are just having fun! Play Serious Poker or Don't bother playing is my motto!
Hope to See you with us Mates
Masala
http://www.pokermatesnz.com
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Once Again Pissed off as Usual
Yes, here it is as Usual......Masala is always pissed off. You may ask OK what is it this Time mate? Well I'll tell you. You will always have Lame Ass cheating poker players no matter where you play! PokerMatesNZ had a small Freeroll at Carbon Poker today and we had 1 Cheating Lame Ass. His online poker name is Getman & Getman25
Both of these names were registered for our freeroll. If You ever see this guy at your website and or forum do everyone a favor and delete them and ban them from your forum. All forum owners that i know will be banning this person and the word is out on their Lame Cheating actions all for the whole amount of trying to win $10!
What a Friggin Loser! Also Carbon Poker has been notified and they will never be allowed to participate in any of our games because now their IP address will be tracked and as soon as I get a hold of it you better plan on buying yourself a new PC mate cause yours is gonna fry right in front of your eyes! I am a devious unforgiving ass with no sympathy for CHEATERS!
On a better note I would like to say thanks for everyone else turning up to play a game of poker and I am sorry for the hassle with this asshole! But when you have a stupid freeroll all the Yabos come out of the woodwork to win a $1............what a damn Joke! Have some balls and put your money where your skill is, oh yeah I forgot YOU SUCK!
Masala
Both of these names were registered for our freeroll. If You ever see this guy at your website and or forum do everyone a favor and delete them and ban them from your forum. All forum owners that i know will be banning this person and the word is out on their Lame Cheating actions all for the whole amount of trying to win $10!
What a Friggin Loser! Also Carbon Poker has been notified and they will never be allowed to participate in any of our games because now their IP address will be tracked and as soon as I get a hold of it you better plan on buying yourself a new PC mate cause yours is gonna fry right in front of your eyes! I am a devious unforgiving ass with no sympathy for CHEATERS!
On a better note I would like to say thanks for everyone else turning up to play a game of poker and I am sorry for the hassle with this asshole! But when you have a stupid freeroll all the Yabos come out of the woodwork to win a $1............what a damn Joke! Have some balls and put your money where your skill is, oh yeah I forgot YOU SUCK!
Masala
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Do I actually ever Talk about Poker?
Well Mates it seems like I never actually even talk about Poker anymore, I just talk about how pissed off I get at the Lame Poker Players, Lame Poker Sites and the whole Lame Lameness of the entire Lame everything....LOL!
Damn my Vocabulary is growing!..........So Today I'd like to tell you about yet another BLODDY LAME ASS POKER SITE NETWORK!- ("POKERDREAM")
I Like many other Pokerdream network skin owners took the chance of having my own poker site skin on this Lame Ass network. I mean how can you expect anyone to play poker at a site when there are a whole 70 players at any given time? but in saying that those numbers have actually doubled from almost a year ago! WooHoo!
So, I am givin the promises and constant support on how my new poker site graphics and room will be completed and up and running in 6-8 weeks, now that was over 4 months ago! Geez what a Time waster that has been! As far as I am concerned they can shove their site straight up their suez canal and I hope it gets blocked in the process!
I will move my leagues and players to a more reputable site that actually has players at the tables. Now I am sure I am gonna get major flak from other PD site owners but I could really give a rats ass about any of it anymore. Once I get pissed off there aint no turning back! damn who needs any of them?
Now at least I remember why PokerMatesNZ decided to only cater to the Top Market Trusted and secure Poker Sites on the net today. Its because they deliver and members actually like playing at the top sites!
PokerMatesNZ will be running all of its Private Poker games mainly at our Premier sposored site Carbon Poker
they have been the most helpful site to date and I enjoy working with them! So keep an eye out for PMNZ playing at Carbon Poker!
In Closing I would just like to say a big PISS OFF TO POKERDREAM!
Masala
Damn my Vocabulary is growing!..........So Today I'd like to tell you about yet another BLODDY LAME ASS POKER SITE NETWORK!- ("POKERDREAM")
I Like many other Pokerdream network skin owners took the chance of having my own poker site skin on this Lame Ass network. I mean how can you expect anyone to play poker at a site when there are a whole 70 players at any given time? but in saying that those numbers have actually doubled from almost a year ago! WooHoo!
So, I am givin the promises and constant support on how my new poker site graphics and room will be completed and up and running in 6-8 weeks, now that was over 4 months ago! Geez what a Time waster that has been! As far as I am concerned they can shove their site straight up their suez canal and I hope it gets blocked in the process!
I will move my leagues and players to a more reputable site that actually has players at the tables. Now I am sure I am gonna get major flak from other PD site owners but I could really give a rats ass about any of it anymore. Once I get pissed off there aint no turning back! damn who needs any of them?
Now at least I remember why PokerMatesNZ decided to only cater to the Top Market Trusted and secure Poker Sites on the net today. Its because they deliver and members actually like playing at the top sites!
PokerMatesNZ will be running all of its Private Poker games mainly at our Premier sposored site Carbon Poker
they have been the most helpful site to date and I enjoy working with them! So keep an eye out for PMNZ playing at Carbon Poker!
In Closing I would just like to say a big PISS OFF TO POKERDREAM!
Masala
Sunday, July 22, 2007
News From Masala
G/Day Mates
As I continue along this Journey as a poker website/forum owner I am always amazed at the way other poker websites/forums continue to function! They have all become stagnant and saturated with all the same lame freeroll hunters! Which is not all a bad thing if I wanted to waste the rest of my life chasing information and setting up games for people who are just takers and will only ever show up for a game as long as its free!! I Hate Lame Ass takers and I dont really care about what the hell tha anyone thinks about me or my website!
I do however care greatly about my Loyal members who always play the games we set up. Lately PMNZ hasn't set up any games at all but that is all about to change. I will be providing Freerolls and Buyin games once again for my members only so dont come to my forum looking for a free hand out. Just stay where you are wasting the time of all the money hungry website and forum owners who are using you for their own monetary benefit!
PokerMatesNZ members just wanna play poker and play it well! Masala just wants to show his Loyal members that he cares for them personally and wants them to become the best poker players they can be!
Hate me, love me, despise me or just ignore me because its all perfectly fine with me! I do hope that anyone just starting out takes a big look at their life first and make sure you know what you are getting into before you start because it will chew a hole in your ASS as far as your time is Concerned!
Another thing is I just love to be a pain in the Ass and go against the tide!
Masala @ PMNZ
As I continue along this Journey as a poker website/forum owner I am always amazed at the way other poker websites/forums continue to function! They have all become stagnant and saturated with all the same lame freeroll hunters! Which is not all a bad thing if I wanted to waste the rest of my life chasing information and setting up games for people who are just takers and will only ever show up for a game as long as its free!! I Hate Lame Ass takers and I dont really care about what the hell tha anyone thinks about me or my website!
I do however care greatly about my Loyal members who always play the games we set up. Lately PMNZ hasn't set up any games at all but that is all about to change. I will be providing Freerolls and Buyin games once again for my members only so dont come to my forum looking for a free hand out. Just stay where you are wasting the time of all the money hungry website and forum owners who are using you for their own monetary benefit!
PokerMatesNZ members just wanna play poker and play it well! Masala just wants to show his Loyal members that he cares for them personally and wants them to become the best poker players they can be!
Hate me, love me, despise me or just ignore me because its all perfectly fine with me! I do hope that anyone just starting out takes a big look at their life first and make sure you know what you are getting into before you start because it will chew a hole in your ASS as far as your time is Concerned!
Another thing is I just love to be a pain in the Ass and go against the tide!
Masala @ PMNZ
Sunday, May 13, 2007
Masala & PokerMatesNZ -New Website New Direction
G'Day Mates
Over the past two years my website PokerMatesNZ has operated like all other Online Poker Websites/Forums.
Almost every single one of them are nothing but a freeroll mecca for lame ass poker players who want everything for nothing! There are virtually thousands of poker forums out there that cater to all these Yabos and I have to admit that for the past two years my forum was no different.
PokerMatesNZ has just recently made a 180 degree turn and we Refuse to offer any sort of Freeroll games! Our website has gone completely against the tide and we will only cater to the Serious or soon to be Serious Real Money Poker Players Only! I mean if you are not prepared to put your money behind your poker skill then PokerMatesNZ is probably not the place for you. Just stay where you are and waste all those other websites/forums time. Please Do Not even think of becoming a member with us unless you are interested in gaining only the finest and biggest Real Money Games information on the net today.
We only post Buyin games with guaranteed money payouts. You can buy in for as little as 6 cents with a $10 guaranteed prize pool payout to even bigger games with 1 million dollar guaranteed prize pool payouts. We only wish to associate ourselves with and promote the Top 8 Poker Sites! Bodog, Absolute Poker, Carbon Poker, Bugsys Club, Full Tilt, Hollywood Poker & Ultimate Bet! you will not find any of the other mediocre poker sites on our website!
If you consider yourself to be a Serious Poker player or you wish to become one then I believe PokerMatesNZ could be the home you have been looking for. We are not interested on the size of our forums member base all we are interested in is playing Poker with a purpose and playing it well and winning money, playing online poker. Quality members who who wish to mingle amongst the best and soar above the rest are welcome at PokerMatesNZ.
Play Poker with a Purpose and Play to win or play something else!
Cheers Mates..........................Masala, Betty, Armyssg
Over the past two years my website PokerMatesNZ has operated like all other Online Poker Websites/Forums.
Almost every single one of them are nothing but a freeroll mecca for lame ass poker players who want everything for nothing! There are virtually thousands of poker forums out there that cater to all these Yabos and I have to admit that for the past two years my forum was no different.
PokerMatesNZ has just recently made a 180 degree turn and we Refuse to offer any sort of Freeroll games! Our website has gone completely against the tide and we will only cater to the Serious or soon to be Serious Real Money Poker Players Only! I mean if you are not prepared to put your money behind your poker skill then PokerMatesNZ is probably not the place for you. Just stay where you are and waste all those other websites/forums time. Please Do Not even think of becoming a member with us unless you are interested in gaining only the finest and biggest Real Money Games information on the net today.
We only post Buyin games with guaranteed money payouts. You can buy in for as little as 6 cents with a $10 guaranteed prize pool payout to even bigger games with 1 million dollar guaranteed prize pool payouts. We only wish to associate ourselves with and promote the Top 8 Poker Sites! Bodog, Absolute Poker, Carbon Poker, Bugsys Club, Full Tilt, Hollywood Poker & Ultimate Bet! you will not find any of the other mediocre poker sites on our website!
If you consider yourself to be a Serious Poker player or you wish to become one then I believe PokerMatesNZ could be the home you have been looking for. We are not interested on the size of our forums member base all we are interested in is playing Poker with a purpose and playing it well and winning money, playing online poker. Quality members who who wish to mingle amongst the best and soar above the rest are welcome at PokerMatesNZ.
Play Poker with a Purpose and Play to win or play something else!
Cheers Mates..........................Masala, Betty, Armyssg
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